May 2013
3 tags
wecameassickcunts:
do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
warbloggerofzillyhoo:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
smith-and-noble:
samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
“At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. That extra degree makes...”
– (via sarahslifegoeson)
rowwiththeflow:
To the left, to the left, EVERY SINGLE STROKE THE BOAT’S UNSET TO THE LEFT
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
vincentvangoghoutwithme:
nagaytokomaeda:
proladykilla:
nagaytokomaeda:
will you vincent van gogh out with me
how about vincent van no……
vincent van oh…..
I feel this post on a personal and emotional scale
6 tags
Successfully pissed everyone off
So on Saturday, I took out my boys 8+ as usual. However, they’d just done a 1000m and a 500m piece on the erg so were bitching & moaning about how they didn’t want to be rowing (sigh). This isn’t entirely unusual but I cope with them being silly. However, what REALLY bothered me was that 99.9% of the calls I made, they decided to override. They all decided that they could...
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
they kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion:
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
“Never ignore someone who loves you, cares for you, and misses you, because one...”
– Unknown (via souls-entwined)
When a boat almost gets dropped
introwvert:
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
haithinkimfunny:
calliopesragingboner:
one-hamburger:
dicksp8jr:
fionaaelizabeth:
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
koishy:
one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
phinflynn:
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
sallyjacksoning:
there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people
at a middle school
when we are head to head with another boat during...
live-torow:
ninthseat:
This happened at one of our regattas in the quad and we all very clearly heard the other coxswain say “you’re catching up to them, push past them” and we were like lol no and then beat them by several boat lengths
